Clarence the Mule Is Only Half-ass, Part II

A MULIE IN WAITING* *EDITOR'S DISCLAIMER: Donas The Horse wrote the headlines and conducted this interview! 9. Peppermints or Studmuffins? PEPPERMINTS?!?  I crunch them between me teeth, then suck on me minty tongue till I feel a mulie happy-place wrap around me in misty pink fog. Clar's brain gets fuzzy thinking about all the sparkly minty colors--red, green, blue, yellow. Oh, the most beautiful rainbow in the world. Look ... Ooo the icy blue ones are so mintfully cool. Mountain…